I apologize for the TMI nature of this post, but as many of you can attest to,sometimes you hear about nasty things when you hang out with a medical professional. In fact, sometimes it's all you hear about.
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Y: I think I chose the wrong career. I never see my wife, and my hand is always up someone's butt.
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Y: I look at assholes all day long. They're the window to the soul.
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The scene: Y just used a "Zip It" to unclog hair from the shower drain. I'm waiting outside the bathroom door because, along with heights and cockroaches, I'm deathly afraid of hair.
Y: silence
Y: silence
Y, barely audible: ewww...
Y, screaming: HOW ARE YOU NOT BALD?
I peek inside and gag at the sight of the hair in the trash can.
Y: The LINING OF YOUR UTERUS is in this trash can and you're grossed out by a little HAIR??
Heard anything funny from a medical professional lately? I want to hear it in the comments!
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oh my goodness funny! the zip it is the best thing for unclogging shower drains hands down. It is disgusting and makes me want to gag, but it works.
ReplyDeleteB hates when I eat cookie butter with a spoon. He says it's gross and he doesn't like the way it clinks on my teeth. He also hates my hair in the drain, too!!
ReplyDeleteBut he can assist in gall bladder surgery and hold a blind man's genitals while they urinate in a cup.
And I'M the gross one.
Hahaha! Too funny that you are afraid of hair! I will agree that hair balls are pretty gross. I have an irrational fear of being trapped in a car that is under water. I hate driving across bridges.
ReplyDeletebahahaha lining of your uterus. Cracking UP over here.
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