I apologize for the TMI nature of this post, but as many of you can attest to,sometimes you hear about nasty things when you hang out with a medical professional. In fact, sometimes it's all you hear about.
Y: I think I chose the wrong career. I never see my wife, and my hand is always up someone's butt.
Y: I look at assholes all day long. They're the window to the soul.
The scene: Y just used a "Zip It" to unclog hair from the shower drain. I'm waiting outside the bathroom door because, along with heights and cockroaches, I'm deathly afraid of hair.
Y, barely audible: ewww...
Y, screaming: HOW ARE YOU NOT BALD?
I peek inside and gag at the sight of the hair in the trash can.
Y: The LINING OF YOUR UTERUS is in this trash can and you're grossed out by a little HAIR??
Heard anything funny from a medical professional lately? I want to hear it in the comments!
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