Showing posts with label shit residents say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit residents say. Show all posts

Monday, April 29, 2013

conversations with a resident




I apologize for the TMI nature of this post, but as many of you can attest to,sometimes you hear about nasty things when you hang out with a medical professional. In fact, sometimes it's all you hear about. 


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Y: I think I chose the wrong career. I never see my wife, and my hand is always up someone's butt.



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Y: I look at assholes all day long. They're the window to the soul.


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The scene: Y just used a "Zip It" to unclog hair from the shower drain. I'm waiting outside the bathroom door because, along with heights and cockroaches, I'm deathly afraid of hair.


Y: silence
Y: silence
Y, barely audible: ewww...
Y, screaming: HOW ARE YOU NOT BALD?

I peek inside and gag at the sight of the hair in the trash can.

Y: The LINING OF YOUR UTERUS is in this trash can and you're grossed out by a little HAIR??



Heard anything funny from a medical professional lately? I want to hear it in the comments! 

(For more quotable Y moments, click here)

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

shit residents say #2

Y actually said this to me the other day.

But then I remembered that the internet has developed a way to make mundane -- even strange -- comments seem romantic.

Thank you, internet.




Apparently, it was meant as a compliment and means I have prominent neck muscles. 

Whatever -- it was awkward.