This is funny, but would be funnier if Jared hasn't tried to say this to me too. Also, guess what? When you're pregnant, you are ALWAYS the one to drive home because your husband ALWAYS gets to drink the extra glass of wine/beer because HE CAN AND YOU CAN'T. Just a little something to look forward to!
HA! These are amazing - and spot on, too! Especially the first one!
Hahaha so true... so sad, but so true. Residency is the excuse for everything!
Not just residents. Attendings, too. Double :(
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Noooo! Attendings do this too?! Bad new on a Tuesday :)
HA. My lovely husband has lots of these excuses too! But, he's still in school.. so I imagine that they'll get even stronger as time passes. :)
You are hilarious.
I may have been guilty of this once or twice...
OMG. Yes. Yes to all of these. Don't forget "hey, it' your turn to - " "I DEAL WITH DEATH. I SEE PEOPLE DIE"OK THEN. I'll do it.